Clinging on to a small with desperation!!

Ok ... so you're going to think me horribly shallow .. but I was at General Pants trying on some T-shirts (I know ... stupid right? ... I mean General Pants is for the Youth!!) and I caught sight of myself in the mirror and my heart started to palpitate, my breathing got shorter, my face got redder ... and all I wanted to do was:

On a happier note ... there was a pile of really chunky puke outside Gucci!! Hehe